I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
she peed on how many people?
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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