Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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