I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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