I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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