Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
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I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
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You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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