I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
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i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
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No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
how does that bad decision feel?
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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