i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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