That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
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How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
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she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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