Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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