doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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