trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
23 Crazy Psychological Tricks You Have To Try on Someone RIGHT NOW
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
These 25 People Forgave their Significant Others for Saying Stupid Things
You need Xanax blowdarts
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Randomize
