Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(801): View more from Utah

see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks

(1-801): View more from Utah

wait.... you do what?

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(503): View more from Oregon

never play flip cup with pint glasses

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(408): View more from California

she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again

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(515): View more from Iowa

the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive

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(336): View more from North Carolina

Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand

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(940): View more from Texas

Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.

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(586): View more from Michigan

well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend

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(609): View more from New Jersey

i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.

(907): View more from Alaska

you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing

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