see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
never play flip cup with pint glasses
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
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I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
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I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing