Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
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