Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
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She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
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There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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