so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
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