This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Randomize
