normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
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You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
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We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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