And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
