If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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