I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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