I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
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my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
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There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
that is very illegal...i love you.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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