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dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
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Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
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of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I forgot wine drunk hurts
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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