i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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