He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
