I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
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