I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
How naked do you want me to be?
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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