2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
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I need you to use more vowels.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
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My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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