tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
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