You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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