Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
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Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
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Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
All I want is dick and wine.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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