I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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