Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
