Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
Randomize
