I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
How naked do you want me to be?
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