But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
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we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
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I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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