Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Pants are for mortals
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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