if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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