Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
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