no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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