Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
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All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
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he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick