Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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