i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
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I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
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Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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