So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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