I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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