Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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