Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
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Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
The struggles of a small town man whore
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I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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