tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
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the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
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Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
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