I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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