I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
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Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
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Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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