Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Randomize