Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
The power of my boobs compel you
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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