I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
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you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
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Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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