dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
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You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
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this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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