Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
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The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
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be right there i have to get my cape
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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