Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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