we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
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I need moral support for this bender
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
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First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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