I wish I could teleport
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
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