all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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