he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
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