this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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